Kitties get mail

A text message from Bethany:
The cats got mail and Mitchell loves the smell of it!
I laughed so hard I thought I’d split a seam! Kitties waited until I got home to open it up.
I suspected who it was from, I was right. Crazy Auntie Cookie. She’s a cat lady way deep down inside, I have [...]

I have heard the word “Swine” more times in the last 2 days then I have my entire life all together. Srsly. Swine. Swine. Flu.

I write my fair share of emails. I used to write more but I’ve become a semi recluse as of the last couple of years. (Or? Life just keeps barging into my fun life! The nerve!) My usual signature is this:
xo
Except with Norma. It has morphed into :
LX
It happened by accident, I don’t even remember [...]

Doing my part to save the economy and a tv addiction

Yesterday, I heard words that I never really thought I’d hear until my (terrible , horrible, very bad) stove died it’s last painful death with no hopes of resuscitation. Andy all of a sudden said to me “let’s go buy a new stove”. Huh? You talking to me? Me in my pajamas, vacuuming, laundrying and [...]

What I am knitting, warming certain anatomy parts and a poem. (And? For the life of me, I cannot get the font to change back for the first stanza of the poem. WordPress just about kills me some days!)

Can we imagine, for a minute that it is April 1st today? Please. Just go with it, okay.
Today’s entry, April 1st.
So many guesses for the knitting! One of you got it right! Jo, formerly of Boston, currently of my town (want to go to lunch this weekend, Jo?) said, and I quote:
I’m not sure, but [...]

Guessing can be fun

Want to guess what I’m knitting? (who grumbled “no”?) There it is.
Want a couple of clues?
Clue the first: It is dark blue. Navy in fact. Which is the color of the sample in the pattern.
Clue the second: I am knitting it.
Clue the third: With some yarn.
Clue the forth: What it is NOT:

It is NOT a [...]

The cat drinks water. See the cat drink.

Mitchell likes to dip his paw into a cup to “drink” water.
See?

It was a dark and stormy afternoon~

Thank you all for sharing jokes with me. I hope they brightened up your day too. I loved them all but of course, only 1 can win. The winner will win…..THIS:
He’ll be arriving on Dene’s doorstep soon! Watch for the jumping box, Dene! I’ll include some food and a couple of mousies! I’m sure Myron [...]

A giggle goes a long way

In 2002, a world wide experiment was conducted to find the World’s Funniest Joke. The result?
Here it is. THE funniest joke in the world, 2002 style:
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone [...]